- Notify Ahab. We have found our white whale and we must kill it with fire. [Drunken Stepfather]
- As if his music wasn’t annoying enough, Lil’ Wayne wants to experiment with rock. [Bossip]
- Mariah Carey wants to adopt because she doesn’t want to get fat and wants to make sure she gets a girl. Naturally. [Celebslam]
- A timeline of pornography. Because regular history is boring. [Holy Taco]
- Tea Leoni and David Duchovny’s marriage has been rumored to be on the rocks. Maybe another baby will help. [Celebitchy]
- The City is just too much stress for Whitney Port. What’s a little spoiled rich girl to do? [Popsugar]
- Suri Cruise chewed on her flip-flop. Looks like she’s the brains in the family. [Dlisted]
- Megan Fox showed up in DT topless, but not really. [Popoholic]
- Due to the recession, Reebok could only afford Audrina Patridge and Mischa Barton. [Bastardly]
- Farah Fawcett returned from an experimental stem-cell treatment trip. She is now half woman, half shark. Science is awesome. [Daily Fix]
- Worst. Proposal. Ever. Is this an April Fools joke? [Celebrity Odor]
- Kendra Wilklinson tries to be seductive but just makes me sleepy. [The Superficial]
- Christian Slater must have hit this with a passion. [IDLYITW]
- FIRST! [College Humor]
