Britney and Kevin are having sex again

Star magazine says Britney and Kevin have hooked-up again and again forcing housekeeping to buy disinfectant in bulk from Costco. They go on to say Kevin’s girlfriend, ex-volleyball player Victoria Prince caught them having sex once.

“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour. “Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.”

Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!”

Britney fans the flames by waving crisp hundred dollar bills in front of Kevin. Kevin fans the flames by basting a turkey. They know how to get each other off much to the maid’s disappointment. Turkey stains are so hard to get out.