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Britney’s tampon is hanging out

By The Blemish, 10:30 AM on Apr 27, 2009, 5 Comments

In reality, what you see here isn’t Britney’s tampon. It’s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an RMA # for a life-size Britney?

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5 Responses to “Britney’s tampon is hanging out”

  • Laura
    3:30 PM

    well at least we all know she ain’t pregnant. for this month anyway…

    • lyrmat
      3:50 PM

      @Laura : ROFL !…true…

  • pigvomit
    6:22 PM

    Eewwey! I guess that all chicks bleed like that. She should sell it on ebay… I bet she could make a lot of cash!

  • Iván
    6:59 AM

    Ew
    It’s
    Disgustive

  • eric
    9:48 PM

    Cool. I can use the cord to floss after I eat! :-)