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It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple to do for money? Why, pimp Heidi out of course.

Life & Style says Heidi Montag is currently in talks with Playboy to pose. Spencer really, really wants her to do it and is attempting to negotiate a $500,000 deal for her.

That’s going to be hard. Currently, the two offers on the table are a foot long sub from Subway or an extra value meal from McDonald’s. It’ll take real skills for Spencer to negotiate up from there. Maybe if he starts with $1 billion he can whittle it down to where Playboy is willing to throw in two apple pies. I think he should take that deal.