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Hugh Hefner calls it a night at 9PM

By The Blemish, 9:22 AM on Apr 06, 2009, 2 Comments

Hugh Hefner naps at his birthday party

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd this weekend at the Palms in Vegas. Festivities included copious amounts of alcohol, gorgeous women and napping. Also, the faint smell of sex familiar to Hugh and his harem was replaced by the faint smell of Depends Ultra. Expect more pictures like this as Hugh inches closer to death.

[via TMZ]

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2 Responses to “Hugh Hefner calls it a night at 9PM”

  • Rob
    1:26 PM

    Those sluts next to him are f—ing other guys when he is out of commission, guys like Reggie Bush

  • JN
    4:32 PM

    Who’s the broad in the pink?