Jessica Simpson hit up Beso yesterday when a daring paparazzi made it look like he was sliding into home as he snapped these shots of Jessica’s ass. That’s what I imagine happened, anyway. How is this possible? You’d think people would notice some perv with a camera the size of a Buick going off under Jessica’s skirt. They looked to be so close that the flash would have lit up the inside of her vagina like a Christmas tree. With the size of the lens the guy probably had and based on how close he was, if he zoomed in, you could make a detailed mapping of Jessica’s uterus.
I was also informed that we may have nipple.
There are some angles that are never flattering. Never.
it did:)
OMG
Good to know that she flosses……….
that was bad. only perverts can take these shots
…who in their right mind goes out like that, with no underwear??? it’s so unsanitary; imagine the poor person who next sits in the chair she used…what is going on here???…
naasty.. no panties….
flat as a pancake and saggy…NASTY!!
i would still f**k her
Really?! Really! this is allowed?!?! wtf
Are you people blind? She is wearing panties