kate moss split dress

Fatty Kate Moss sashayed into a birthday party for one of her friends in London when her flab yearned to be free and split open the side of her dress. She ended up staying at the party and partying it off.

For months there have been rumors of a pregnancy for Kate and I’m sure this little snafu doesn’t help. Also not helping is trying to fit into a dress two sizes too small while looking like a starving child from a third world country with a distended and swollen belly. Even Click Clack from Ethiopia said, “Uh-uh, girlfriend. This ain’t workin’,” when he saw this picture.