The Blemish

Kim Kardashian is a magician

By The Blemish, 10:07 AM on Apr 17, 2009, 1 Comment

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Holy crap, Kim Kardashian is levitating. Here’s Kim working out on a sex swing or trapeze or whatever. Is this how her ass gets so big? Because that thing is huge. I never realized it was this monstrous. She looks half-human, half-T-Rex. You can almost picture her stomping through the forest chasing her lunch.

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One Response to “Kim Kardashian is a magician”

  • capt. cornhole
    9:26 AM

    look at the side of her mound in pics 2 & 6. Girl has got meat curtians from hell! Those things would be slapping you in the face if you went down on her