The Blemish

Lindsay got a new tattoo

By The Blemish, 9:44 AM on Apr 14, 2009, 3 Comments

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For those interested in everything that Lindsay permanently inks on her body, the newly single sex fiend showed up at Shamrock Social Club last week where she showed off a new Marilyn Monroe quote tattoo: “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle.” The phrase was decorated with yellow, blue and green stars.

Funny story. At first the tattoo artist wrote: “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to tinkle.” He tried to erase “tinkle” with the other end of the tattoo gun and when that failed he drew a big ‘X’ over it and wrote twinkle after it. Now it looks like “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to tinkle twinkle.” Worst. Tattoo. Artist. Ever.

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3 Responses to “Lindsay got a new tattoo”

  • PunkA
    11:42 AM

    Wow. How original. Marilyn Monroe. Guess she and megan fox have it all figured out now. If Hollywood had to take an IQ test, no one would ever want to listen to a damn thing that comes from that place. It is filled with idiots.

  • Herman Bumfudle
    2:54 PM

    lol, horticulture. just rub it in my face linsay.

  • chewy
    10:12 PM

    HI-LAR-EE-US!! She needs to get a job.