Lindsay is going surfing
By The Blemish, 10:25 AM on Apr 30, 2009, 2 Comments

Lindsay’s still in Hawaii. This time she’s surfing and wearing some crazy swimsuit. Ugh. She’s so pale. It must suck having to lather SPF 70 over your body even on a rainy day. Not even vampires have to do that.


















Ugh, looking at her makes me want to scrub my eyeballs with a pumice stone and bleach.
hey little girl. i’ve got a surf board. wax it babe! oh, oh, oh yeh. wax it real good!!!