Lindsay Lohan is recovering

Breaking up is hard. The best way to get over it is to dye your hair, hit up three clubs in one night and throw eggs at paparazzi. That’s what Lindsay did the other day.

Lindsay first hit up Chateau Marmont, the place where Sam threw her out of last week, to re-establish her dominance, then she hit up Teddy’s but refused to get out of the car because she didn’t want her picture taken and then she went to Bar Deluxe, probably hoping to run into Sam.

X17 says that when she finally arrived home she grabbed some eggs and pelted photogs with them.

In related news, Lindsay says she wants to buy the rights to Stevie Nicks’ life story and play the singer. Stevie isn’t too thrilled about the idea and told The New York Times, “Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”

Poor Lindsay. She used to be loved. Well, her fame used to be loved, but now she’s poor and jobless and everyone hates her. Can she even afford to stay wherever she’s living? Because she’s welcome to stay at my place if she ever gets kicked out hers. I only have two rules. No clothes allowed and do not touch my hair dolls.