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Lindsay Lohan really needs a job

By The Blemish, 8:36 AM on Apr 27, 2009, 0 Comments

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See? Lindsay Lohan is still relevant! People still take pictures of her when she puts her bony ass in a bikini. Please, hire her. For something, anything. She’d even be down for a Vagisil commercial at this point in her career.

If you just got hit with a pungent aroma, don’t be alarmed. That’s Lindsay’s new fragrance. Desperation.

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