pamela anderson beach

Courtney Love has thrown the first punch in a feud with Pamela Anderson that’s been brewing for the past five minutes in Courtney’s crack-addled brain. She wrote:

“Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”

In Pamela’s defense, she lives in a luxury trailer park so suck it, Courtney Love.

If Pam dignifies this with a response, it’ll be like watching a homeless guy with no shoes yell at a homeless guy with shoes. A fight to the death between two snails would be more exciting than this.

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