Phil Spector mug shot

On Monday, Phil Spector was convicted of second-degree murder in the death of Lana Clarkson six years ago during a game of Russian Roulette. Spector faces 18 years to life in prison when sentenced on May 29 where he’ll be able to pick up life skills like license plate making, floor mopping and not screaming while his colon is being perforated.

In any case, check out Phil’s mugshot after the verdict. Reports say he was emotionless during the verdict, but he seemed full of emotion here. That or he was doing his best imitation of a turtle.