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For years, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have wanted to add to their family since the miraculous birth of their son James, but science has been unable to recreate the exact circumstances that allowed a human to crossbreed with a horse. Well, these two have finally grown tired of waiting for both science to find a solution and Matthew to get over his fear of vagina. They’ve implanted their ovaries and sperm into a surrogate mother and are expecting twins. EW says:

They had a lot of unsuccessful tries,” says the friend. “They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family.” The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. “They’re over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be,” says the friend. “Their life is about to get a lot busier.”

Is this safe for the surrogate mother? I’ve seen videos of horses giving birth and it doesn’t look easy. One time I saw that they had to yank out the foal by its legs. I hope she’s mentally prepared to see eight hooves come out of her uterus.