This guy is excited and time wasters
By The Blemish, 12:15 PM on Apr 01, 2009, 1 Comment

I can totally see why he’d be sprouting wood. Wait, no I can’t. Is there something sexy out of frame? [via Deadspin]
- Bossip: Jennifer Hudson is ready for more Sex
- Drunken Stepfather: Kelly Osbourne wants none of this
- Daily Fix: Victoria Beckham shows off her bunions
- Asylum: The April Fools’ day roundup
- Holy Taco: Why’d you think it’d be a good idea to let someone take a naked pic of you?
- Pop Sugar: Christian Bale gets lunch, doesn’t flip out
- Popoholic: A Leslie Bibb quickie
- Dlisted: That AI girl dresses like a Japaense anime character
- Egotastic: Eva Herzigova has a calendar from 1994
- CoEd: The 13 sexiest genocidal dictators (NSFW)
- Celebitchy: Nicolas Cage had to sell his German castle
- Hollywood Tuna: Anna Kournikova is skinny
- FHM: Spring break pickup secrets
- IDLYITW: Shaw Johnson in the off season
- AB: McConaughey tries to find a trash can for his baby
- EB: Jimmy Fallon is a fetishist or something
- Celebwarship: Paris Hilton wants to cover up that wonky eye








If I was into midgets, I could see how this happened.