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Beatrice Arthur dead at 86: The only Golden Girl you wanted to have sex with… wait, let me start over. Bea Arthur of The Golden Girls died on Saturday at the age of 86. R.I.P.

Desmond loves to motorboat: Henry Ian Cusick, Desmond on Lost, is being sued for sexual harassment by one Chelsea Stone. The suit alleges that while working on the show, Cusick grabbed her ass and made moaning sounds. In addition, he “placed his face on top of [her] breasts, moving his face from side to side.” Missing from this description is the sound he made: “Bwrrrrrrwrwr.” In her defense, it doesn’t translate too well into the written word.

Rihanna wants her jewelery back: Rihanna wants the $1.4 million worth of earrings and rings cops took from her on the night of her beating back. Sorry to break it to you, Officer Hardwick. You can’t play dress up and pretend you’re going to a fancy ball anymore.