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Zac Efron can haz buttsecks?

By The Blemish, 11:08 AM on Apr 16, 2009, 0 Comments

Zac Efron falls

Attempting to flee paparazzi the other day, Zac Efron ran up and down an escalator and fell on top of a security guard. With his penis. The security guard later commented that Zac Efron had tender hands, but a strong grip.

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