There’s no denying that Audrina Patridge is an annoyingly vapid attention whore, but there’s also no denying that she pulls it off quite well as evidenced at her 24th birthday party over the weekend. Her scant way of dress more than makes up for that grapefruit-sized hole in her head. If you CAT scanned her brain, you’d see a picture of an obese hamster sitting on a wheel that’s been rusted over from years of neglect, but that obese hamster would be dressed in just a bra and panties making a kissy face at you.
