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Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday with cleavage

By The Blemish, 10:17 AM on May 11, 2009, 4 Comments

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There’s no denying that Audrina Patridge is an annoyingly vapid attention whore, but there’s also no denying that she pulls it off quite well as evidenced at her 24th birthday party over the weekend. Her scant way of dress more than makes up for that grapefruit-sized hole in her head. If you CAT scanned her brain, you’d see a picture of an obese hamster sitting on a wheel that’s been rusted over from years of neglect, but that obese hamster would be dressed in just a bra and panties making a kissy face at you.

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4 Responses to “Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday with cleavage”

  • tanker
    10:51 AM

    no matter what anyone says, I think AUDRINA PATRIDGE is definitely hott!!

    She is smoking in white!!

    I would poke her tight little whole every day and nite!!

    • Victor
      11:36 AM

      Hey, that rhymes. You should send that poem to Audrina.

  • ppl
    4:05 PM

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A PORNSTAR WITH THESE HUGE BREASTS
    THE NATURAL AUDRINA WAS BEAUTIFUL, THIS ONE IS JUST RIDICULOUS

  • mrrrrrr
    11:25 AM

    nice tatto :)