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Trying and failing to promote Black Eyed Peas’ new album, Fergie claims to have dabbled in lesbianism. She tells The Sun, “Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.”

If that wasn’t enough to make your stomach do flips, then maybe this well. Fergie’s next video for the upcoming single “I Got A Feeling” features her in a girl-on-girl tease scene. “I met the girls right before we did the scene.They were beautiful. They were hot. One of them was the director’s girlfriend — so he was happy!”

Is that legal? To rape my mind like that? If you could see my imagination, it would be laying balled up in the shower naked, rocking back and forth and weeping. It’ll never get its innocence back.