fran drescher revlon

From an update posted 19 hours ago on Fran Drescher’s Twitter account: “Reading an LA mag. Saw pic’s [sic] of 3 men I once slept w and I’m only on pg 85. Oy.”

I know what she means. I feel the same way when I flip through a Victoria’s Secret catalog. You won’t believe how awkward it is when I hit up the Victoria’s Secret lingerie parties. Bar Refaeli’s always like, “How’d you get in here.” And I roll my eyes and I’m all, “Oh, man. Here we go again. I slipped through security, alright. Please don’t tell anyone.”