Go out and get drunk

I’m making this a short day today so here are a few time wasters. Regular time wasters will resume tomorrow. Also, Kristen Bell performing Fame.

Popeater: Brooke Shields wishes she lost her virginity earlier.

The Superficial: Chris Brown might make a country album. Carrie Underwood may make an appearance. In a face mask.

ASL: Someone decided that Mariah Carey was worth $1.5 million.

Bossip: Beyonce is only like this when she drinks. She’s usually a good person. Really.

Popsugar: All the hottest moments from Cannes. Me in Daisy Dukes not included. :(

Just Jared: Gymnasts really let themselves go in the off season.

* I fixed Brooke Hogan to Brooke Shields. I’m sorry for torturing you with that imagery.

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Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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