Via Buzzfeed

  • Bossip: Damon Wayans Jr. likes girls with certified “va-jay-jays”
  • Drunken Stepfather: Beyonce is covered up in a bikini
  • Popeater: Nicole Kidman ditches Woody Allen film
  • Asylum: ShamWow guy still selling and shanking in the clink
  • The Superficial: Katy Perry & Dita Von Teese fight AIDS somehow
  • PopSugar: Zac Efron has an especially friendly greeting in Japan
  • Popoholic: Anna Faris gets leggy for Nylon
  • Dlisted: Megan Fox loves the F word
  • Egotastic: Jessica Biel’s nude scene in Powder Blue
  • CoEd: Obama chooses students over banks
  • Celebitchy: John Mayer still wants Jennifer Aniston
  • Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge ruins a see-through moment
  • AB: Madonna and Jesus plan a nice Jewish wedding
  • Just Jared: Nicole Richie expecting a boy?
  • Celebwarship: Paulina Porzkova and ANTM are done
  • Holy Taco: A flowchart for your lying girlfriend