Hilarity via Buzzfeed.

  • Bossip: Ryan Leslie suspected in Cassie’s nude photo leak
  • Drunken Stepfather: Audrina and her see through dress
  • Holy Taco: Milena Roucka is alright
  • Asylum: Hobbits may be a real ancient race
  • Celebslam: Being Leo DiCaprio is fun
  • CoEd: Student suspended over hot girl contest
  • Dlisted: Daisy de la Hoya is just tired
  • Celebitchy: Michelle Obama and Oprah fight over access
  • Popoholic: Gisele Bundchen busts out the cleavage
  • Egotastic: Lydia Hearst is topless
  • Popsugar: Someone popped Ryan Gosling in the eye
  • JJ: Hilary Duff gets a new tattoo
  • EB: Why Lance Amstrong broke up with Sheryl Crow
  • Popeater: Patrick Swayze has a new biography
  • CS: Lil’ Kim on Regis and Kelly
  • SOW: Iron Man has hemmorrhoids
  • Bastardly: Miranda Kerr combines her powers with Bar Refaeli
  • The Superficial: Marisa Miller combines her powers with Alessandra Amborsio (bikinis)