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Jack Bauer is crazy

Kiefer does a really great impression of stains the cupcake dog

Last night at an afterparty for the MET Ball at SubMercer, Keifer Sutherland got into it with fashion designer Jack McCollough over, wait for it, Brooke Shields? Huh?

Guest of a Guest says guests including Mary-Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst looked on in shock as Keifer head-butted McCollough so hard that he broke his nose. No word on how Brooke Shields fits into this, but McCollough may be the real winner as Kiefer is still in the hospital recovering.

I suspect Kiefer was in a drunken stupor and became so enraged when McCollough dared to correct him on the type of seam used on Brooke Shield’s dress. Nobody fucks with Jack Bauer’s knowledge of stitching.

Quick update: TMZ clarifies:

We’re told witnesses say the alleged victim — Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough — allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. The witnesses say Kiefer went over to the man and told him to apologize to her. At that point they say McCollough pushed Kiefer and the actor responded with a headbutt.

That Brooke Shields. Always starting trouble.

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Bell Curve
Bell Curve
14 years ago

Crazy? After reading the update I say “Good for Keifer Sutherland”

Stretch
Stretch
14 years ago

awesome….

lyrmat
lyrmat
14 years ago

You don’t f**k with Jack Bauer ! Nicely done !