The Blemish

Jessica Simpson is getting a little doughy

By The Blemish, 4:55 PM on May 11, 2009, 3 Comments

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What’s more disappointing? Jessica Simpson, who used to sell out stadiums, now performing at Sea World? Or Jessica Simpson, who used to be slim with big breasts, gyrating on stage with her gut spilling out over her Daisy Dukes? If Bubba Sparxxx made a song about her, it would go, “Belly belly belly floppin’ everywhere, floppin’ everywhere.”

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3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is getting a little doughy”

  • Shantell
    7:41 AM

    LMBO!!!! Belly, belly, belly……you’re hi-la-ri-ous!!

  • Stimp
    10:57 AM

    See? Now here’s someone who has earned our contempt. Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, hasn’t.

  • sheyla
    6:59 AM

    That 1st pic look totally photoshopped…and if not expect baby bump watches to start.