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Jessica Simpson tries to make out with a killer whale

By The Blemish, 7:52 AM on May 29, 2009, 0 Comments

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A few years ago, this picture of Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out (via her Twitter) would have inspired countless hours in Photoshop. I could have created a whole series of Jessica licking things limited only by my imagination. These days the only thing I’d be able to come up with is Jessica licking clean the blueberry residue off those foil pans after a pie eating contest.

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