A few years ago, this picture of Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out (via her Twitter) would have inspired countless hours in Photoshop. I could have created a whole series of Jessica licking things limited only by my imagination. These days the only thing I’d be able to come up with is Jessica licking clean the blueberry residue off those foil pans after a pie eating contest.
Rihanna spent the day on a mega yacht in Cannes where she wore a pink bikini while tanning and smoked a blunt. It was all very exciting.
What the hell is this? Kim Kardashian is wearing this to the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London tonight.
Chris Tucker has been hit with a new federal tax lien of $2.5M.
Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical.
Eiza Gonzalez should be the new Megan Fox now that Megan Fox is the old Megan Fox.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge seems like so long ago ever since those celebrity nude leaks but people are still doing them.
Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
Cuba Gooding Jr. spent his Labor Day on a beach in Malibu, CA where he did things like point to the camera and show off his white ass.