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Ubiquitous actor, Kevin Bacon, was not only a victim of Bernie Madoff’s $65 million scam, he was robbed of his BlackBerry while at the seventh avenue subway station last Thursday.

Kevin gave chase after the thief swiped his cell but lost sight of him as he made his way through the crowd. Apparently, not even Bacon’s woman-like scream of “Won’t someone stop that man,” prompted any help from strangers.

While the police were notified, it is unlikely Bacon will ever see his BlackBerry again and now armed with his phone, the thief will likely never lose a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Up next for Kevin Bacon: Falling down a manhole after discovering that guy he helped wasn’t really a Nigerian prince.