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Kill it! Kill it with fire!

By The Blemish, 8:38 AM on May 26, 2009, 1 Comment

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Tori Spelling looks less like an attractive woman and more like Gollum with two tits hanging off his chest. Those things are so gross. I bet if you poked them, the indentation would stay there for five minutes before the elasticity of her skin finally kicked in.

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One Response to “Kill it! Kill it with fire!”

  • chewy
    3:46 PM

    i am going to donate $20 to the hunger fund. we are the richest country in the world, yet we still have starving celebrities. tragic.