The Blemish

Kim Kardashian for Pepsi Max

By The Blemish, 8:37 AM on May 14, 2009, 6 Comments

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Jesus, how’d they even squeeze her into that outfit. That leather is wrapped around her tighter than K-Fed’s grip on a drumstick. I’m assuming a gallon of Crisco was used. Luckily, Khloe Kardashian wasn’t around because then you’d see her desperately trying to lick the delicious grease off her body.

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6 Responses to “Kim Kardashian for Pepsi Max”

  • MIKE CORONA LOVER
    2:37 PM

    I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T GET PASS HER HIPS, MAN THEY LOOK
    WEIRD, THEY’RE SHAPED UGLY

    HER FACE IS ALL RIGHT, I’VE SEEN BETTER !

  • RMarie
    9:39 AM

    It would be a pretty long journey, but I can get past them and I think she is gorgeous! I have a girl crush on her!

  • Abhishek Mitra
    2:12 PM

    Great Pic

  • Reed Has
    9:39 PM

    She looks damn good! Not immaciated like the chicks in hollywood with implants to give them curves.

  • chris letele
    7:00 AM

    fuck the hoe, she’s just riding her dad’s success, got no brains and no ambition other than to be pictured with a can of pepsi after being spray-painted with oil. oh, and they missed a spot too.

  • Delia Smith
    7:20 AM

    I just love Kim Kardashian so great article and I will keep coming back for more.