The Blemish

Kim Kardashian’s ass is too big or something

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At Tuesday’s launch for Hennessy Black, Kim Kardashian’s big ass stepped into a crowded elevator only to be told by an attendant that they couldn’t ascend because the group exceeded the weight limit. I think he was hinting at the fact Kim’s butt was pushing a five-year-old’s head into the elevator wall.

“Everyone started laughing,” says a spy. “Finally, someone in Kim’s group stepped off.”

Kim’s ass then nodded in approval. The end.

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9 Responses to “Kim Kardashian’s ass is too big or something”

  • Laura

    so funny.

  • bob

    damn she got a huge arse.
    why she even on here though, at least paris hilton is entertaining.
    this one and the rest with same surname seem to be just a bunch of whoring attention mongering muppetts.

  • Train

    That ass is gorgeous. Its like a solar eclipse i probably shouldnt stare directly at it but i cant turn away

  • RMarie

    LMAO @Train!!!!

  • DMZ

    Who cares, she can still suck a mean BLACK
    cock… the useless fucking SLUT!

  • jeff

    i would eat that ass..wow..

  • joe

    sooner of later this trendy hip hop loser whore will get her ass beaten by the loser black she is dating.. ha ha

    hail for dumb broads!!

  • H.Kid Frm England, Aylesbury

    Yooo Kim K’s Baak-Off ( Another Word 4 A Big Booty ) She Needs 2 Holla At Me Still -1-

  • jake

    i wish i was that 5 yaer old kid i would do anything to be that close to her she is the beautiful woman on this world i would do anything to see her in person. SHE IS GOD. there is nothing more beautiful than her ass. if i was dieng and i had one wish it would be to meet her in her tight leggings and let me hump her ass and thighs for the rest of the time i live. i would do anything to hump her. she is the most beautiful thing in the universe. i want her to kiss my ear with thos big juicy lips while i hump her