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Robert Pattinson auctioned off kisses on the cheek for two people at $20,000 a pop at last nights amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS event. Sounds like a rip-off. They didn’t even get to dry hump him or even a love bite.

For $20,000, I’d expect a lot more. Not just straight sex either. They better be doing the kinky stuff too with handcuffs and they’d need to invite their hot friends. Giving me a bj while I’m eating the scrambled eggs they cooked for me the next day is also a must.