Natalie Portman denies hittin’ that

Over the weekend, Natalie Portman denied rumors of hooking-up with Sean Penn and maybe being the cause of his split from his wife Robin Wright Penn. She told Extra:

“Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so.”

Suuure. Not romantically involved Sean Penn. Just like I’m not romantically involved with supermodel Bar Refaeli. Gotcha. No, really. I get it. I’m not being sarcastic. God how I wish I was romantically involved with Bar Refaeli.