natalie portman white house 09

. What a tease. Padma Lakshmi had the good sense to wear a see-through dress to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Portman, on the other hand, just had to wear a fancy black dress and slip an ever so slight hint of areola.

Asked about this, Obama said, “Obama no likey. Obama want tittay!”

It’s true. The hotter and more naked a woman gets, the more the male brain devolves.

I don’t even know why I censored that thing.