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Rebecca Romijn is almost back to the kickass body she had before two little monsters were implanted in her womb causing her to either force them out through her vagina or cut them out. Now everyone is wondering how she lost the 60lbs that the little creatures inside of her forced her to gain without having to hit the gym. The answer? Breastfeeding.

“I think within the first three weeks, I took off like 35 lbs. without doing anything!” says says. “I haven’t been able to work out that much because I have twins. It’s impossible to get back into a regular schedule.”

But she does acknowledge, “I’m not pretending to be back to the shape I was in beforehand anyway. I still have a ways to go. We’ve got Spanx underneath almost everything.”

Oh, breastfeeding won’t work miracles. Good to know. Because I’ve been trying to get babies to suckle milk out of my nipples for the past three weeks and I’ve only lost 5 pounds. I think more so from stealing babies out of carriages and running away than anything else. Fun fact: Did you know men can’t produce milk? I do. Now.