natalie portman dc

Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are still together apparently. The two have been seen all around LA together making everyone cringe as they pass by. Kissing Sean Penn must feel like tonguing rancid milk poured in an ashtray.

Portman also wants to spend more time in LA. She bought a 4,866 square foot castle-like house in Los Feliz for $3.25 million. It has four bedrooms with cathedral ceilings and features two guesthouses, a pool, a courtyard and state-of-the-art security which I will be bypassing in a few days. Those windows don’t get stared through themselves, you know.