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Jesse Coccoli alleges that Shia LaBeouf rear-ended her going 2 MPH in LA’s Los Feliz neighborhood Wednesday afternoon. Jesse claims LaBeouf’s black truck was trying to merge when it collided with her Nissan. She tells Celebuzz:

She added that she and the star — who was wearing a brown hat, white shirt and sneakers, she noted — exchanged contact and insurance information at the scene. Coccoli said they also briefly chatted about their mutual interest in comedy. (LaBeouf got his start as a performer working as a pre-teen stand-up comic who told dirty jokes). “He asked where I perform. I said, ‘Laugh Factory, but you’re not invited ’cause you hurt my car.'”

Shia’s reps flat out deny this saying the story is “completely fabricated” and that “Shia was in Santa Monica with friends for the afternoon in question. This must be a clear case of mistaken identity.” That or someone wants to get famous.

LaBeouf had his license suspended for driving under the influence and has relied on rides from his mommy, taxis and maybe even the kindness of strangers.

I’m not sure I believe this, but Shia should do what I do when I accidentally hit cars. Speed off. My insurance rates are already through the roof. Plus, that hooker in my trunk isn’t going to bury herself.