Deadline Hollywood reports that the curiously anticipated Gossip Girl spinoff is dead in the water. Next Monday’s episode of Gossip Girl is a flashback to the teen years of Lily van der Woodsen (Brittany Snow) which was to drum up interest in the new series set in the 80’s. However, interest in the show rapidly declined, dropping from high to, meh, to no one wants to watch this crap. Now poor Brittany Snow has to find another job or turn to prostitution like my many letters have suggested.