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Adam Lambert is gay?

People kept on telling me Adam Lambert is gay, but I didn’t see it. I thought he just had really dark eyelashes and an eclectic fashion sense. It seems I was mistaken. Adam is gay and he even comes out in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Lambert says, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.” Well, it is to me, Adam! It is to me!

Wondering why he waited all this time? Because he thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be “cool”.

“Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” he tells us. “I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context.

Oh my, what a shocking revelation. I had to sit down and fan myself with a magazine after reading this. Next you’ll be telling me fire is hot, ice is cold and Brooke Hogan has a scrotum.

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Steve
Steve
14 years ago

How the hell did this guy get on the cover of “Rolling Stone”

molly
molly
14 years ago

This guy got on the cover of Rolling Stone because he is beyond amazing. He will become a massive worldwide star sometime soon.

nayab
nayab
14 years ago

its realy sad to knw that adam lambert is gay… i m realy shocked to knw that …. i was bigg biggggg supporter of him from the bigning of the american idol bt nw….. ??? i cant belive this bullshit … i just wana sy F**K OFF MAN