- Bossip: It’s pole dancing for Jesus
- Drunken Stepfather: Pink and Cary Hart are both gay
- The Superficial: Kendra Wilkinson works the pole
- Celebslam: Joss Stone smokes funny looking cigarettes
- Celebitchy: Brittany Murphy written out of her comeback script
- Popsugar: Rachel McAdams greets the morning glory
- Dlisted: M. Jackson can’t do 50
- Popoholic: Ugh, GI Joe
- UseMyComputer: Mandy Moore is dark
- IDLYITW: Meg Griffin is hot
- CityRag: Nic Cage is beweavable
- Bastardly: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are happy
- College Humor: The Pedobear Doubt trailer
- Celebrity Odor: David Lee Roth prank call
- Popeater: Paris scours the Middle East for next BFF
- Holy Taco: If classic works of art were made today
