- Bossip: L’Oreal doesn’t want minorities peddling their products
- The Superficial: Debbie Rowe could gain custody of MJ’s children
- Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Simpson has a thick neck. Must be working out with Romo.
- Holy Taco: Because I suck at doing these, Holy Taco’s tribute to Michael Jackson
- Asylum: Press Secretary disses Fox News, punished in dunk tank
- Celebslam: J.Lo aka Don’t Call Me J.Lo is a failure
- CoEd: Homeless girl accepted into Harvard
- Dlisted: Assault with a deadly Cheeto
- Celebitchy: Kate Hudson is a succubus who destroys men’s souls
- Popoholic: Blake Lively got back
- Popsugar: Johnny Depp’s movies are none of his business
- JJ: Jon Gosselin has taken off the ring
- EB: Lindsay’s family can learn a lot from this
- Popeater: Liza Minnelli claims all hell will break loose after Jackson’s autopsy
- Bastardly: Ciara is a tit nipply
- Holy Moly: The celebrity Twitter condolence book
Web Finds

- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
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