Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: L’Oreal doesn’t want minorities peddling their products
The Superficial: Debbie Rowe could gain custody of MJ’s children
Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Simpson has a thick neck. Must be working out with Romo.
Holy Taco: Because I suck at doing these, Holy Taco’s tribute to Michael Jackson
Asylum: Press Secretary disses Fox News, punished in dunk tank
Celebslam: J.Lo aka Don’t Call Me J.Lo is a failure
CoEd: Homeless girl accepted into Harvard
Dlisted: Assault with a deadly Cheeto
Celebitchy: Kate Hudson is a succubus who destroys men’s souls
Popoholic: Blake Lively got back
Popsugar: Johnny Depp’s movies are none of his business
JJ: Jon Gosselin has taken off the ring
EB: Lindsay’s family can learn a lot from this
Popeater: Liza Minnelli claims all hell will break loose after Jackson’s autopsy
Bastardly: Ciara is a tit nipply
Holy Moly: The celebrity Twitter condolence book