Two police chiefs are under investigation for planning to break into the home of Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate to get info for a tabloid. Several computers have been seized and investigators allege the two were trying to take pictures of the inside of the house to show the living conditions. According to WTRF TV:

Martins Ferry Police Chief Barry Carpenter and Bridgeport Police Dept. Chief Chad DoJack allegedly were behind a plan to burglarize the surrogate’s home in Martins Ferry, Ohio and then sell info to a tabloid reporter.

There must be a mistake. Are we talking about the same Sarah Jessica Parker? The one that when she goes to kid’s birthday parties, she gets confused for a pony? They must mean some other Sarah Jessica Parker. One that people don’t find incredibly annoying and unattractive.