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Reps for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie insist that the break-up rumors posted by The National Enquirer are “not true.” There you have it. Brad and Angelina are still as perfect as ever with the perfect multi-cultural family and millions of dollars in the bank. So, wipe that big grin off your face and get back to making those chai lattes knowing that there are people out there who lead perfect lives and that you’re not one of them. You’ll probably never be one of them. Aww, what the hell. You might as well kill yourself now.