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Audrina Patridge lives to serve

By The Blemish, 8:32 AM on Jun 18, 2009, 1 Comment

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Even though Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend looks like a total douchebag and very well might be a total douchebag, I still have fist bump him and tell him, “Respect!” Only then will I punch him in the face and run away real fast before he realizes what happened.

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