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Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, licked his lips and said, “Daddy like.” Creepy.

“They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan’s best friends. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

This seems all find and dandy, but a lot of questions remain to be answered. Questions like can Jason live up to Britney’s first love: ham, cheese and deep fried Oreos packed between two slices of buttered sourdough? I imagine it’s set the bar pretty high.