Britney Spears might be engaged

Big news. Britney has gone a few months without flashing her vagina! Oh and she might be engaged to her agent Jason Trawick or something. Star claimed Jason proposed to Britney during their vacation in the Bahamas. Everyone pish-poshed that report, but over the weekend, Britney was flashing a diamond ring all over LA.

If true, this could be good for Britney since Jason doesn’t seem to be an aspiring rapper. He’s merely responsible for her success or failure. What could go wrong? Especially after their inevitable break-up? “What? No. Your duet with the world’s biggest pig at the county fair was booked months ago. Before we broke up. Cross my heart,” swears Jason.