The Blemish

Jessica Simpson has the right idea

By The Blemish, 12:16 PM on Jun 09, 2009, 2 Comments

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Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a lot going up there, but these photos prove she’s just smart enough.

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2 Responses to “Jessica Simpson has the right idea”

  • crocalike
    1:11 AM

    she’s got two dead birds on her feet!

  • Fred
    10:10 AM

    You want to explain to me how she’s fat/

    Or would you rather explain how nasty-ass anorexic twigs are hot/

    Or how you’re a shallow pile of shit?