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Kelly Carlson is in a bikini, not Britney Spears

By The Blemish, 8:14 AM on Jun 08, 2009, 2 Comments

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As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post below. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? I thought Hollywood was all about rewarding attractive people who have a bare minimum of ability like the ad I posted on Craigslist looking for an “actress” said. You’d think I’d revise my ad now that I know this, but no, I bought this HD camera to trick a hot chick into having sex with me in exchange for a starring role in my fake film, not an ugly chick.

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2 Responses to “Kelly Carlson is in a bikini, not Britney Spears”

  • Laura
    10:23 AM

    the brain wants to make those first two words in the header say “Kelly Clarkson”. at least mine did. man was I scared for a sec & at the same time wondering wtf u are doing posting it…whew. bad brain. bad.

  • mrrrrrr
    6:45 AM

    not Britney :):)