- Bastardly: Isabel Lucas is at the Transformers premiere
- College Humor: Web Site Story
- Egotastic: Amy Adams does the bikini thing
- Celebrity Odor: Inmates pay tribute to Michael Jackson
- Popeater: Jon & Kate tell the media that they’re swearing off the media
- Holy Taco: Inner monologue of guy getting ready to sing Thriller at karoake
Web Finds

- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Really? I can’t believe someone paid money for that video to be made. Who is the douchebag singing with her? Jesus I hate pop culture.