lindsay lohan return

Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she’s not a complete lunatic and that they’re relationship deserves another shot. Surprisingly, this didn’t end with Lindsay standing over Samantha’s body with a knife weeping, “What have I done?” It actually worked. Stalkers everywhere have been vindicated!

The Sun writes: “However she finally pegged Sam down for crisis talks at her South London hotel on Saturday night and it appears that her persistence has paid off, as the DJ invited Li-Lo over to her LA pad yesterday afternoon.”

Lindsay even Tweeted: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”

Let this be a lesson to you kids. Persistence in the form of stalking your obsession halfway around the world pays off and may not lead to an extended sentence like the judge told you. Although, I don’t see how Lindsay had to work so hard for Samantha’s affection. Sam is fugly and Lindsay isn’t. Don’t the laws of attraction say that Sam should be the desperate one? Sam must have a ten inch penis.